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egbridges member since 8/3/2001 132 entries Gold Edition

Description: E.G., known to some as Elizabeth, is a cyborg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Pumpkins will be thrown.

Strengths: Teaching German to unsuspecting undergrads, kicking ass, throwing around postmodern theoretical terms haphazardly, a really cool girlfriend.

Weaknesses: Imported chocolate, chips and salsa, world-class procrastination, cute furry critters, especially kitties, beagles, or any other dog of the hound family.

Special Skills: World-class procrastination, the ability to speak German (for what that's worth in today's English-based hegemony), a mastery in the basics of TaeKwonDo and Hapkido, being charming to the ladies.

Weapons: Small white pumpkins, haphazardly thrown postmodern theoretical terms, and oh yeh, my entire body is a finely honed weapon. Don't mess with me, punkass!

Grad Students: Motto: Die Grenzen meiner Sprache sind die Grenzen meiner Welt.